3 men got lost in the woods. They stumbled across a farmhouse and go over to it. When they knock on the door, an old farmer greets them. "Do you mind if we stay the night?" One of the lost men asks. "Sure, as long as you don't get any ideas with my daughter" replies the farmer.
The next morning, the farmer calls the three other men and says "Just so you know, I had my daughter put a razor blade in her vagina." So he tells the first man to pull down his pants, and his penis falls off. When the second one does the same, his also falls off. When the third one does it, his didn't fall off. "Thank you for not getting kinky with my daughter." The farmer says. When the third man went to reply, his tongue fell off.
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