A doctor is getting ready to deliver a baby.

A doctor is getting ready to deliver a baby and the husband walks in. He says he's always wondered what child birth felt like.

The doctor says that they are testing an apparatus that would share the pain with the father.

He agrees and continues with the procedure.

The doctor first puts the pain at 10% the man feels nothing. He turns it to 25% still nothing. He puts it on 50% nothing. The doctor is getting curious wondering if the device works at all. He turns it to 100% and still nothing. The mother doesn't feel a thing.

After birth is all done they wrap it all up and go home.

When they arrive at home, the mailman is lying on the front lawn. The mailman says. 'I feel like I've just given birth.'



>I don't know if this has been posted before but this was my fathers favorite joke.

Edit: Grammar n' shit.

Edit 2: apparently I suck at delivering jokes.