When a child is born, the chief of the tribe has to be present and must determine the name for the child. So one day a boy goes up to the chief and asks, "Chief, How do you come up with our names?", and the chief says, "Well, That's a very good question. In the moment that a child is born, i take a look around, see everything that i can see, listen for everything i can hear, and then whatever naturally comes into mind first is the name i give the child." The boy replies, "Well Chief, is there ever something that you see or hear that maybe you DON'T want to name a child?", and the chief looks at the boy and says, "um, no, not really.. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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