The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding along one day...

...when suddenly, Tonto stops.

"Kemosabe, we cannot go farther. This is Sioux land."

The Lone Ranger replies "All right then, we will turn south.

"I am sorry we cannot. The Arapahoe are to the south"

"Ok then," says the Ranger, "we go north"

"Kemosabe, the Nez Perce are to the north with 500 warriors... and behind us are the Navajo"

Panicking, the Lone Ranger says."Shit, what are we gonna do, Tonto??"

"The fuck do you mean 'we' White Boy?"

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