First sword of Bravos: *OMG GOD OF DEATH*
God of Death: *still sleeping* Zzzzzzzzz...
First sword of Bravos: Not today
God of Death: Zzzzzzz..
First sword of Bravos: Not today!
God of Death: Zzzz.. Uh *opens eyes*
First sword of Bravos: Not today!!
God of Death: You talking to me?
First sword of Bravos: Noott toodaaay!
God of Death: What?
First sword of Bravos: Noott toodaaay!!!!
God of Death: Huh?
First sword of Bravos: NOT TODAY!
God of Death: ತ_ತ
First sword of Bravos: NOOTT TOODDAAAY!!
God of Death: WTF is wrong with you?
First sword of Bravos: NOOOOOOTT TOOOODDDAAAAAAY!!
God of Death: Fuck this shit I am going home
First sword of Bravos: *Phew* nice save..
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