The Little Red Man

So a young boy is left at home with his little sister while his parents go on a vacation. They leave the car keys, alcohol and cigarettes in the house.

While they're gone, the boy drives the car, smokes the cigarettes, and drinks the alcohol. That night the boy is in the shower, and his little sister asks if she can come in. She threatens to tell the parents he drove the car if he doesn't, she he lets her in. When she sees his dick, she asks what it is, to which he replies; "That's my little red man." She asks if she can touch it, and he obviously refuses, but she threatens to tell their parents he drank the alcohol, so he says yes.

That night, she creeps into his room before he falls asleep and asks if she can touch it again, and says she'll tell her parents he smoked all the cigarettes if he refuses. So he says yes and falls asleep.

Next morning he wakes up in the emergency room, with his parents standing over him. He asks what happened, to which his parents reply; "Ask your sister.""

He turns to his sister and asks what happened, to which she replies;

"I was playing with your little red man, but he spat at me so I ripped his head off."