Out in the jungle A lion saw an giraffe and says: " hey you! what are you doing bro?! giraffe says "non of your business" lion: its that so? i will put your name on my notepad and I eat you later".
Go again out in the jungle and saw a monkey " hey asshole whats with you?monkey says: im thinking of your mom tits. lion: its that so? i will put your name on my notepad and I eat you later".
Go again out in the jungle and saw a rhino lion" hey fat ass im talking to you what you are doing ? I will put your name on my notepad and ea..rhino:" are you looking this horn? I will stuck it in your ass and i will trow you in the air with it, lion:" I will erase you from my notepad".
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