A little boy went to the bathroom at school, but when he went to wipe his bum, there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to class, his teacher asked him what he had in his hands."A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away," the boy said. He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him what he had in his hands."A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."He was sent home and his mom asked him what he had in his hands."A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."He was sent to his room and his dad came in and asked him what he had in his hands."A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open your hands!" "Look, Dad. You scared the crap out of him."
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