The Lazy Dumbass

There was once a man named Joe,who was really lazy so he said to
himself"i wanna die", so he did and up he went to heaven's door
and knocked.God opened up."Ah yes what the hell u want?""hi may
name is Joe and i felt i didn't want to do anything down in
earth so i died." "yes well if u wanna be here u have to do
something.Do you wanna clean the dishes?" "ah no" "do u wanna
make dinner?" "ah no" "then do you wanna do that thing in the
corner where you turn the handle and little kids of all kinds
come out of?" "ah sure y nott?seems easy to me." so he began
doing that as his job,and little blonde kids,brunette's,red
heads,americans,italian's came out until he was fallin
asleep.Then a little black kid came out and he said"OH shit
they're burning!!"