The last person who bought golden oreos at my Neighborhood's Walgreens and realized there was an entire row missing.

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I see seafood and i eat it!!

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A nurse at a mental hospital normally doesn't interact with the patients but...

Need a BMW

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud...

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He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other calls 911...

Three guys are...

The executioner ask the first one, "Any last words?" "Tornado!" He exclaims,...

An Australian man...

... he says, "Doctor, was I brought here to die?" The doctor replies, "No,...

A man stayed in...

A man stayed in his house as a flood engulfed his town. Two men in a...

A Punny Poem

If I were to be pun-ish-ed For every little pun I shed I'd hide me to a...

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Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree: 10. Two feet tall, forty...