The executioner ask the first one, "Any last words?"
"Tornado!" He exclaims, pointing behind the executioner, who turns around in terror. While the executioner is distracted, he runs away.
So the executioner moves on the the next guy. "Any last words?"
"Tsunami!" He yelled, pointing towards the nearby seashore. Again, the executioner turns around and the second guy gets away.
Frustrated, the executioner goes the the last guy. "Any last words?"
"Fire!"
So the executioner shoots him in the face.
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