A long time ago there was a village inhabited by a group of people called the Trids. Every day a monster would come by the village and kick anyone not in a house, that he could see.
At their monthly village meeting the topic was all anyone could hear. The rabbi, who was the leader of the village, tried to think of ways to stop the monster from kicking villagers. At the end of the meeting he told everyone to stay indoors for the whole day.
The next day, when the monster came to the village and didn't see anyone, he let out a loud roar. The rabbi exited his house and told the monster to leave the village, that he would take the punishment for everyone.
The monster, whose roar was fading into heavy breathing, said
"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids"
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