One day God said that he would grant anyone in line a wish. This one guy got stuck at the back of the line, which made him kind of upset.
The people before him went on through the line, and everybody wished that they could be beautiful. The last guy came up to God and said, "I wish that all the people that wished they were beautiful were ugly again."
The next time that you're last in line - be happy.
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