So, one day a little old lady was at home, and it was dark, she could barely see something.
Suddenly, she heard a noise. It was someone. The person was walking in her house, a thief for sure. Only the silhouette of someone sneaking she could see.
Oh, but the lady was very brave. She went calmly near the invader and grabbed his balls! "Who are you?!" she yelled.
But no response.
She was sure to inquire that thief. "Who are you?!" she yelled again and held the man's balls tighter.
Still no response.
The old lady was very angry. So she decided to hold the now poor man's balls so tight, she squeezed the testicles almost crumbling them through her old fingers.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
Then of a suddenly, a very small, low, tremble and weak voice answered: "John..."
"WHICH JOHN?" the lady asked.
"John...the mute."
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