He said, in a press conference, "we will be sending six thousand troops and a blonde with big tits to Ukraine."
There was a massive response over the following week in the media, asking "why are we sending a blonde with big tits to Ukraine!?"
The commander looked at the Vice President and said, "I told you nobody would care about us sending the troops!"
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