The Medicrine

So there was a scout leader who took a few of his scouts on a camping trip. Around the campfire on the first night the scoutmaster was telling his kids a scary story...
" So kids, have I ever told about the Medicrine... It's a horrible monster that lives in this very Forrest.... It comes in the middle of the night and eats kids while they sleep........ Well good night!!!"

So everyone goes to bed. In the middle of the night the Medicrine came and stole one of the kids.
In the morning the scoutmaster woke and and saw one of the kids were missing. He thinks it is his duty to catch this monster. So he orders the kids to dig a hole so when the Medicrine comes to steal a kid, it will fall in the hole.
That night the Medicrine came and saw the hole, then walked around it and stole another kid.
The scoutmaster tries again to out smart the monster.
"Fill the hole with sugar" he yelled at the kids.
That night the Medicrine came again. He saw the hole filled with sugar and then walked around it and stole another child.
The scoutmaster awakes again and is even more pissed at the monster. He yells to his scouts..."go and shoot some Loons and fill them with sugar"
That night the Medicrine saw the hole and saw the tasty looking loons and jumped in the hole.

The moral of the story:
A loon full of sugar makes the Medicrine go down!!!!

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