Phone rings.
— Hello? Is this Miss Smedley?
— Yes? Who is this?
— This is the hospital. The lab results are in for your husband. But there is a problem.
— Oh?
— There was a mix-up in the lab, and we’re not sure whether your husband has AIDS or alzheimer’s.
— But that’s terrible? What should we do?
— Send him on a walk, and if he comes back, do not have sex with him.
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