The Knob

A lady in her late 40's goes to a plastic surgeon for a facelift.


The doctor tells her of a new procedure called 'The Knob'.


A small knob is implanted on the back of a woman�s head and it can be turned to tighten the skin, producing the effect of a brand new facelift forever.


Naturally, the woman wants 'The Knob'.


Fifteen years later, she goes back to the surgeon. "All these years, everything�s been fine. I�ve turned 'The Knob' on lots of occasions and I�ve loved the results. But now I�ve developed two problems.


First of all, I�ve got awful bags under my eyes, and 'The Knob' won�t get rid of them."


The doctor looks at her and says, "Those aren�t bags, those are your breasts."


"Oh," she says. "Well, I guess that explains the goatee."


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Edited by Tantilazing