A mormon, a priest, and a bishop were all on a plane over the Atlantic.
Suddenly, 3 men with guns hijacked the plane. The pilot got on the radio
to the nearest airpot police and repeated the hijackers' demands.
After a little while, the hijackers got impatient and said they were going
to start killing with the 3 people in front, who were the mormon, the
priest and the bishop. They asked any last requests of the mormon. She
replied, "Yes. I just want to sing my favorite mormon song first." They
hijackers agreed and then asked the priest of any last requests. He said,
"Yes, I would like to give the sermon I had prepared for this Sunday." The
hijackers thought it was unusual, but saw no harm in it, so agreed to
grant it. Then they turned to the bishop and asked him. The bishop
motioned for one of them to come closer so he could whisper in his ear. He
said, "Kill me after the song."
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