*Forgive my English*
The king tells his knights one day, of how he hates jealousy. One of his knights say, "I know the most jealous person in your dynasty". Onether knight say "well, he can't surpass the other guy I know for sure". The king becomes curious and calls for them.
Once they came, he decided to give them a test and see who is the most jealous person among the two. The king says, "I want to give you all you can wish. But only one person will make a wish, and the second will receive double of the first wish" then he let them decide who will start.
After an hour of waiting, no one wanting to start, ofcourse, the king chose one randomly.
The guy thought for a long time, then said "Remove one of my eyes"
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