A black guy is walking down the street kicking garbage out of his way, when he spotted something amid the trash that gleamed strangely. It turned out to be an oddly shaped bottle, and when he rubbed it, a Jewish genie appeared. "I'll give you two wishes" said the genie. "Far out" said the black guy. "First, I want to be white, uptight and outta sight. Second, I want to be surrounded by warm, sweet pussy." So the genie turned him into a tampon. The moral of the story: You can't get anything from a Jew without strings attached.
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