His dagger was rusting, he knew his job was getting boring, what fun was it to kill people unknowingly? I mean that didn't bring out any pain or shit, so what was the point? So he decided to do something fun. He threw his dagger and knocked out his victim. He got his victim and took out all his clothes. He thought, Eh im not the gay type
He covered the body in ice cream. An hour later the body was shaking and ringling.
The victim woke up! He started screaming and I'm guessing he got ptsd?
The jester finally shouted, "SHUT UP AND HEAR ME OUT!"
The victim stopped a tear and listened:
The jester grinned and skipped around the room and faced the victim finally...
"If I were you this would be a good time to I-scream!"
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