A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf and that was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing money, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is." The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido about the money.
Guido signs back "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "he says he doesnt know what you are talking about." The Godfather than pulls out his pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says "Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you dont tell him."
Guido signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown breifcase buried behind the shed at my cousin's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer responds, "He said you dont have the balls to pull the trigger."
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