I teach High School Machine Tool and Die, and was quite impressed with a students response to another student passing gas.

I walked into the room and asked who passed gas. After a bit of blaming each other one student said "Who ever it was should apologize to Ben."

I asked "why is that".

He said "Because Ben's people have been gassed enough". And yes, Ben is Jewish...

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