Two Irishmen are the only survivors in a shipwreck.Floating helplessly in a lifeboat they come across a lamp floating in the ocean. Paddy reaches out and grabs the lamp and after rubbing it a genie appears. The genie immediately says "you are granted one wish". Paddy and Mickey both look at each other in astonishment then Paddy yells "make the whole ocean into the best tasting beer ever". With the clap of his hands and a thunderous crash the ocean becomes the finest brew known to man.With the suds gently lapping against the sides of the boat,Mickey with an angry roar yells "Oh! Thats great.Now we have to piss in the boat!"
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