went at one minute past midnight last night, I answered and went all sombre as I was talking to the wife's Dad.
I came off the phone and told the wife her mother had died of a heart attack. She immediately got up and drove through the night from Cornwall to Aberdeen, she'll just be arriving now. This has to be my best April fools joke yet.
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