He finishes one of them and calls over the bartender.
"Give me two more beers," the man says.
"You got a full beer sitting there," says the bartender.
"That's for my buddy," the man replies.
The bartender thinks its strange, but serves up two more beers.
The man downs one of them and again calls for the bartender.
"Gimme two more beers," the man says.
The bartender says, "Look, you already have two full beers sitting there. Just drink those."
"They're for my buddy," the man replies.
The bartender relents and serves up two more beers.
The man downs one of them and calls for the bartender once again.
"Gimme two more beers," the man says.
"I can't give you anymore," the bartender says. "You have three full beers sitting next to you already."
"They're for by buddy," the man says.
"I hate to break it to you," the bartender says, "but I don't think your buddy is showing up."
"He better be," the man replies. "He's paying!"
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