A travelling salesman was about to check in at a hotel when he noticed a very charming bit of femininity giving him the so-called eye.In a causal manner he walked over and spoke to her as though he had known her all his life. Both walked back to the desk and registered as Mr. and Mrs.After a three-day stay he walked up to the desk and informed the clerk that he was checking out. The clerk presented him with his bill for $1600."There is a mistake here," he protested."I have been here only three days.""Yes," replied the clerk, "But your wife has been here a month."
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