A man comes across his best friend with a big beautiful stick in his hand. He goes "Yo where did you get that?".
The friend points in a certain direction and replies "Well there is this homeless guy on that hill, who claims to be an angel and he grants a wish to anyone who shows him generosity."
The friend immediately takes off, while the friend is still talking, "Oh, and he's a little hard at hearing." He gives the man some water, to which he grants him a wish. Without thinking for a second he says "I want a million bucks". And immediately he is surrounded by a large group of ducks.
His friend starts laughing and goes " Did you really think I asked him for a 12 inch stick?"
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