...discussing which god was greater.
The buddhist, claimed that he can call upon Buddha to protect him and save him if he jumped off the cliff.
The muslim and the christian each said: "Go ahead and jump to your death. Your god will not save you!"
So the buddhist jumped and screamed "BUDDHA-BUDDHA-BUDDHA-BUDDHA-BUDDHAAAAAAAaaaaa...!" while he is plummeting to the ground.
Suddenly a golden hand scooped from above, catching the buddhist and lifted him back to the top of the cliff.
The buddhist, panting, told the two: "See, i told you."
The Muslim and the Christian, without saying another word, looked at each other and jumped off the cliff.
The Muslim jumped first, screamed his lungs out: "ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAAAaaarrrr!" as he plummets to the ground, to his death.
The Christian, who jumped after the muslim after making several hand gestures of prayer, saw the muslim's death.
The Christian, screamed even louder: "OH MY GOD!! GOD PLEASE! GOD SAVE MEEEE! JESUS! JEEEEZZAAAAASSSS...!!"
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"BUDDHA-BUDDHA-BUDDHA-BUDDHAAAAaaaaa!!!"
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