John, Mark and George are discussing the presents they bought for their wives.
John says: "I bought her something that goes from 0 to 100 km/h in 3 seconds!"
The other two men lean back and think, when suddenly Mark says with confidence: "You bought her a Ferrari?"
"Damn right!", says John.
"Well I bought her something that goes from 0 to 100 in 2.5 seconds!" replies Mark.
Unsure, John replies: "Did you buy her a Porshe?"
"Up the price a bit.", says John.
George, who hadn't spoke a single word the entirety of the conversation, says:
"You bought her a Buggati Veyron Supersport, correct?"
"Bullseye!", says Mark.
George, proudly exclaims:
"Well I bought her something that goes from 0 to 150 in less that a second!"
John and Mark are bedazzled! How could he get his hand on something so astoundingly fast?
"It's not a Ferrari, that's for sure!", says John.
"It certainly isn't a Buggati either.", says Mark.
The two men stop to think for a minute, but nothing comes to their minds.
"Well what did you buy her anyway?", the two men say with anticipation.
George sighs, and says:
"Α weighing scale."
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