... and get captured by Native Americans. They tell the three guys that if they want to live they have to go out into the woods and collect ten fruits. They go their separate ways and start looking for any type of fruit they can find. First guy comes back with ten apples. The native americans tell him that he must stick all ten apples up his ass or they'll kill him. He gets up to 4 apples in his ass, struggles with the fifth one and gets killed. Second guy comes back with ten grapes. He gets the 9th one in then starts to laugh. He gets killed for laughing. So up in heaven, the first guy asks the second guy,
"Why'd you laugh? You almost had it!"
Second guy responds,
"Couldn't help it, the other guy came back with pineapples."
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