One night Tom and Bob are out drinking, really tying-one-off, for ole time's sake.
As the night goes on, Tom gets so drunk he throws-up all over himself and all over his nice clean shirt. He starts to worry, that when he gets home his sweet-wife will bitch him out for ruining his nice shirt.
So Bob says, "take $20 out of your wallet and put it in your front pocket. When you get home and she asks what happened, just tell her that some drunk, at the bar threw up on you. Then gave you the cash for your dry cleaning bill."
"Hot damn, that's brilliant!", said Tom. And with his mind relieved, the two go about drinking for several hours more.
Trashed, Tom stumbles into his house that night... And confronts his wife.
"What hell have you done to yourself?!", she clammers.
"Oh...nothing. Me and Bob went out for a few drinks and some drunk asshole at the bar threw up on me. But, he gave me $20 for the dry-cleaning!" Tom said as he hands her the cash.
"There's $40 dollars here." She questions.
"Oh, yeah - the guy shit in my pants too."
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