"Look, I know I'm just a deep dish filled with dough, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese... But you should really reconnect with your father."

Lawyer Language

When the man in the street says: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it," the...

Drill Sgt didn't...

Get your hands off my privates!

Big Chief No Fart

The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor "Big...

Pigeons...

I've just seen a flock of pigeons in army unifoms. I think it might be a...

Little Johnny is...

Little Johnny is at Toys R Us looking for a new toy to buy. He finally finds...

A new flower shop...

A new flower shop opens up. Its run by these two friars. Because they atlre...

Pie are Round!!!!!!

After the math teacher told the class that the area of a circle is π r2, the...

Chuck Norris once...

Chuck Norris once unscrambled an egg becuase he ordered it sunny-side up.

What did Patrick...

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially...

Armenian Radio

Armenian Radio was asked: "Is it true that conditions in our labor camps are...