and a man is following her, getting closer each time she turns around. He eventually catches up to her and strips her naked and begins to lick her body, all over. She's obviously freaking out and some foot patrol police come to her rescue. The man is arrested and brought to jail. As fast as he was brought to jail was how fast he was let out. The woman sees the man walk out without an issue and asks the officer why hes allowed to leave. Turns out the guy had a lick-her license.
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