Bill and Jeff are sitting at the local - Bill is complaining to Jeff that his elbow his hurting him and that he will have to go to the doctor and pay the high medical bills/etc that will come with it...
Jeff tells Bill to forget that, he should visit 10th and 3rd and see The Guru! Basically you piss in a cup, The Guru sips the pee and will tell you what is wrong with you and what you need to do to fix/help yourself for only $20
Intrigued Bill decides to give this a try, so he goes to 10th and 3rd and visits The Guru. Bill pees in a cup, gives it to The Guru who proceeds to sip it. After a few The Guru informs Bill that he has tennis elbow... Soak the Elbow in hot water with assorted salts/minerals every night for 1 week and to lay off any activities that would further aggravate it, will fix it.
Bill is impressed but not convinced so he ends up going to the doctor, who informs him the very exact thing that The Guru informed him.
Bill is ecstatic over The Guru and rants and raves about The Guru to everyone. Bill comes up with an idea though to try and stump The Guru. After dinner one night, Bill gets his wife to urinate into a cup, along with his daughter and his dog. Bill also masturbates into the cup for good measure.
The following morning, Bill again goes to 10th and 3rd and hands The Guru the cup with the mixtures... The Guru sips from the cup and begins to somewhat spasm. Bill is just about to scream out "HAHA I got you" in joy when The Guru begins...
"Your wife is pregnant with twins, but they aren't yours - get a Lawyer...
Your daughter has HIV and from the return, seems addicted to Crack - Take her to rehab...
Your dog has a severe case of worms - take him to the vet
And how do you expect your tennis elbow to heal, if you are masturbating!!"
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