A man goes to an adult super store in search of a new and exciting toy to please his wife. He asks the store owner if he has anything special. The store owner shows him what he refers to as The Magic Green Gnome, but it's very expensive. The man decides that there is no price too steep for his wife's happiness, so he makes the purchase. He gives his wife the new toy and she puts it in her purse. The next day on her way to work there is a huge traffic jam, so she decides to pull out the new toy. The instructions simply say "tell me where to go". So skeptically she says "Magic Green Gnome my pussy". The gnome jumps in an immediately gets to work, but now the traffic starts to move a little bit. She can't help but swerve because the gnome is so pleasurable, and for the life of her she can't figure out how to get it out. So eventually a cop pulls her over because of her "reckless" behavior. The cops comes to the window and the women tries to explain the situation, but I'm afraid she sounds utterly crazy. The cop takes one look at her and say "Magic Green Gnome? My ass."
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