A woman enters the gynecologist room, visibly ashamed and wearing a very long skirt. Trying to get the women more comfortable, the gyno says "come on now, dont be ashamed, am your doctor, tell me, what's the problem?"
Without saying a word, the woman lifts the skirt completely, and her labia flop to the knees, and an enormous gap is at the center. The doctor falls back on his chair in horror "What in the world happened to you??"
Sobbing, she says "An elephant raped me, doctor"
"Ma'am, an elephant penis is not THAT big. You will have to be completely honest with me"
"Well, it fingered me first..."
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