The Golden Tong

A young couple decided to try the new Chinese restaurant in town called "The Golden Tong". After being seated the waiter comes by with a tray of cups, he takes a pair of golden tongs and picks up each cup and places it front of them. Then he uses the tongs to pick up the tea pot and our them each a serving. The lady looks around and sees that all the waiters are using these golden tongs to serve everything from the egg rolls to the silverware. She asks why and the waiter tells her. "Simple, Here at The Golden Tong we take cleanliness very seriously. Nothing we serve is ever touched by our hands, the waiters, cooks, bartenders. We all use golden tongs." Then she notices that all the waiters have small strings hanging from their zippers and she asks why. "As I said miss. We are very concerned with cleanliness. The string is tied to my penis. If a waiter must use the bathroom he can simply pull on the string to remove himself from his pants and do his business. It's all very hygienic."

So the lady asks. "How do you go about putting your penis back in your trousers?"

The waiter looks around and answers quietly...

"I don't know about the other guys... But I use the tongs."