... and orders a drink.
He has a very interesting conversation with the bartender for an hour or so, before getting angry at the bartender's opinion on certain issues.
It starts getting late and the man is getting belligerent. The bartender is thinking about kicking him out, but he has been buying the most expensive drinks all night, so he is reluctant.
Later, a woman with the name of M. N. walks in with a friend. M. N. Goes to the bathroom and her friend walks over to order a drink.
At this time, Fox flags down the bartender to pay for his tab. The bartender signals to wait a bit, but being on his own time, the man marches over to the bartender, disgruntled about having to wait. He gets ready to unload his built up anger on the bartender.
But seeing the mans face tighten as he accelerates towards him, the bartender calmly says, "Can't you see I'm talking to someone?"
The man screams "I don't see anyone! Who the hell could you be talking to!?"
The bartender looks confused for a second then replies, "She's M. N.'s friend, Climate Change."
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