Traveling grandpa

A grandson once asks his grandpa:
- Grandpa, you always traveled so much. What place would you recommend me to travel to?
- Russia.
- What? Why Russia?
- Listen, it's awesome there. You walk into a store, you take whatever you want, and you don't have to pay. You walk down the street and someone annoys you by his looks? You are free to approach him, smack him in the face and no one even tries to hurt you back. You can go to a bar and get wasted as fuck without paying. Even if you see a nice lady on the street, you just take her with you, then you fuck her and everyone's cool about it.
So the grandson buys a ticket to Moscow and he flies there.
He walks into a store, gets some groceries and booze, and then leaves. Soon the security gets him and beats the shit out of him.

So he's walking down the street, feeling frustrated and angry, when he notices a young lad smoking a cigarette. He comes up to him and hits him in the back of his head to relieve some stress. The young lad then calls his friends and the grandson gets beaten once again.

Hopeless and all bruised, he wanders to a nearest bar. He drinks many shots, and after he gets totally wasted the waiter gives him a receipt. Shocked, he refuses to pay and he gets beaten and thrown out of the bar.

Hungry and miserable he thinks - "Maybe at least I'll get laid here in Russia". The grandson grabs a random girl in a park, drags her behind a tree and does his thing. Sadly, two cops were passing by, they noticed what's happening, they beat him up and arrested him.

Beaten and angry he eventually makes it back home. Right after passing the doorstep he yells at his grandpa:
- You lied to me! You said it's so nice in Russia, yet I got beaten by security, after that I got beaten by some russian lads when I hit one of them, they threw me out of the bar and when I shagged a girl, I ended up in arrest.

The grandpa then asks:
- Who were you with?
- Well, I bought an all inclusive travel from some cheap travel agency.
- Oh, that's why. You know, back in the days only one travel agency covered all of those attractions.
- Which one?
The grandpa looked at him, and with a tear falling down his cheek, he whispered:
- Wehrmacht...