A truck owned by a commercial glue company is driving through London when it accidentally collides with a lamp post, causing it to swerve out of control and flip on its side. During this collision, the tank holding the glue explodes and 1000kg of glue falls upon a poor pedestrian. He's firmly stuck to the road.
A crowd gathers around the helpless pedestrian, all wanting a look at the man and thinking about how to help him, although he's in a sticky situation that looks quite inescapable.
The 1000kg of glue is taking its toll on the mans body and he manages to squeak out the words "please... I don't think I have long left.". The crowd looks shocked when another man decides to take action and shouts "Everyone quiet! Now please, is anyone here a fireman, a body builder, an engineer, anything that could help this poor man?"
At just this moment the crowd parts like the Red Sea, as a young women crawls through to the front where the man is stuck to the floor.
"Madam, can you or do you know of any way to help this man?"
After a long minute of panting the women finally opens her mouth.
"No... I just wanted to say I'm also glue-tonne intolerant."
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