A white man, a black man and Santa Claus are standing outside of a cave when they decide to enter one by one.
The white man enters first and hears a voice. "I am the ghost of Kalimanzini, cut off your balls and ear your weenie." He is so scared that he does it and he dies. The black man enters next and he hears the voice. "I am the ghost of Kalimanzini, cut off your balls and eat your weenie." He is so scared the he does it and he dies as well.
Lastly, Santa Claus enters into the cave. He hears the voice. "I am the ghost of Kalimanzini, cut off your balls and eat your weenie." Santa replies back in a stern voice. "I am the ghost of Christmas Past, touch my balls and I kick your ass."
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