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So there are three men (Jake, Jim and Joe) walking home from the local grocery store one night when they are approached by a ghost on the sidewalk. (Oooh, spooky!) The spirit says to them in a ghostly voice, "You each will return to this spot tomorrow at this time with your favorite fruit. If you do not, you will be haunted by me for the rest of your life."
So, the men all return the next day with their fruit, and the ghost appears and says, "Now, here's how this will work. You will put the fruit up your bums one at a time. If anyone laughs, they will be killed by my magical ghost powers." At this point, all the men are nervous and ready to begin. Jake, who brought a kiwi, begins his deed, and, feeling the fuzzy kiwi skin, bursts out in laughter. He immediately collapses and appears in heaven. Hesitantly, Jim begins his deed. He takes out his fruit of choice- grapes-- and is about to finish without a problem when he explodes in booming laughter. Back in heaven, the two men meet up.
Jake asks Jim, "Why did you die? I thought you brought grapes. wouldn't that be an easy choice?"
Jim replies, "Yes, it was easy. You should have seen the watermelon Joe brought."
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