The gay rooster.

There was three roosters living in a farm. The normal rooster, the mentally retarded rooster, and the gay rooster. All three roosters were perched on top of a wooden fence at the crack of dawn. Eventually the sun started to come up from the horizon and all three roosters started crowing. The first rooster to crow was the normal one. He went *"COCK A DOODLE DOO!"* The second rooster that crowed was the mentally retarded rooster. He went *"DOODLE DOODLE COCK DOO!"* Finally the last rooster to crow was the gay rooster. He went *"ANY COCK WILL DOO!*

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