One day 3 pastors and their wives were all at the gates of heaven. The first pastor and his wife went to St.Peter. "I have loved and worshiped God all my life. Surely we will enter heaven," said the pastor. But Saint Peter replied, "You are so greedy and need money so much you married a woman named Penny." The next pastor said the same thing. "You are such an alcoholic you married a girl named Sherry,"said St.Peter. The third pastor turned to his wife and said "Come on, Fanny, let's just go."
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