Not sure if I have shared this here, but it's one of my all time favourites and another I read just reminded me of this....
Two guys sit next to each other in business class and immediately realise that they each have a fresh black eye...
"How did you get that black eye?" asks the first.
"Oh, I made a freudian slip at the ticket office..." said the other. Noticing his new acquaintance was confused, he elaborated, "it's kind of when you say what you thinking instead of what's appropriate."
Sensing his new mate had no idea, he went into detail:
"Ok, so I go to the ticket office and this attractive girl is there, amazing knockers, instead of saying 'ticket to Pittsburgh' I accidentally say 'picket to tittsburgh' and that's when she slapped me."
"Ah, that makes sense," says the first, "mine is then also from a Fruedian slip. This morning I was having breakfast with my wife and I meant to say 'please pass the salt' and what came out was 'you ruined my life, you bitch'."
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