Story Time

So when I was a kid, I was a total nerd. Excelled in class, but I was bullied a lot. There was this really cute girl in my class. I was absolutely in love. I introduced myself to her and we got to talking. She immediately friend zoned me. I'm hurt, but I'm like, whatever. She's amazing and man, if not today, then maybe tomorrow she'll change her mind. Until this asshole came along.

He was one of the main people bullying me, and she decided to hook up with that asshole. I was really hurt, friend. Not going to lie. My pride was hurt. The entire time I was thinking, “Maybe it's a phase. She'll wake up one day and realize the guy she's with is a total douchebag.” But no. We grow up, and wouldn't you believe it? The girl MARRIES that guy. They have a kid and everything. Unbelievable.

I was in complete shock. I still liked this girl, and he clearly had no class, but my hands were tied. But there was a group of people I knew who really didn't like him. So I said, “Fuck it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.” I began to hang out with this group. Until the leader did something completely unacceptable.

He tried to kill the girl, her stupid husband, AND the baby. Somehow the child lived, but damn. That was really messed up. Anyway, after all of that stuff happened, I just moved on and became the Potions Master at Hogwarts. I still look after that child, though.