The following joke has been redacted to protect the innocent.

Jesus and the prophet M******d are strolling around the grounds of heaven comparing their godly powers.

Jesus says, “I can change water into wine.”

The prophet M******d scoffs and says “Ha! That is nothing! I can change a girls school into rubble!”

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