The premature ejaculations

once there was a guy named bob. he had a problem. he had premature ejaculations. so one day he visited a doctor to get it fixed, and when he told the doctor his problem the doctor said, "whenever you get the feeling to ejaculate fire a pistol and it will startle you so that the urge goes away. so, bob thought this was a good idea, when he got home his wife was in bed waiting for him. so they got it going on in the 69 position. the next day bob went back to the doctor and the doctor asked "so how did it go?" and bob answered "not so good, when i fired the pistol, my wife bit off three inches of my dick, shit in my face, and my naghbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up.